Dear Frenchie: Adorable Advice From French Bulldogs - Dec. 2 2014

Dear friendchies-

It's Tuesday, Dec. 2, which means there is less than 48hrs. to get your 40% off your entire order + Free Domestic Shipping at www.frenchiebulldog.com with discount code : cybermonday

 We have limited stock for the holiday season and products are going fast. Here is some more frenchie advice we found to be most helpful :) We found this post on buzz feed by Lindsey Robertson, and we just had to share with you!

Q: “Should I take time off to travel after I graduate?”

A: I am going to say yes, but with this stipulation: you have to take your best friend with you. And I think you know who I mean. *ahem*

 

Q: “I feel like my new neighbor doesn’t like me. How do I win them over??”

A: Only one thing to do. Go over there and *boop* ‘em on the nose. All of your problems will be solved.

 

Q: “I found out my friend was talking about me behind my back. What should I do?”

A: Def sit on them.

 

Q: “How do you look so cool all the time?”

A: I’m afraid I have my personal stylist to thank for that one. But I CANNOT stress color-coordination enough, and a little secret:  www.frenchiebulldog.com

 

Q: “I have a hard time getting motivated in the mornings. Any tips?”

A: Pounce at yourself in the mirror a bunch of times while showering yourself with compliments. You’ll feel like you’re on top of the world!

 

Q: “How can I motivate myself to go after what I want?”

A: Sometimes playing sports can tap into that competitive vibe which can help you channel a more ‘go-getter’ attitude. 
Just make sure you’re bigger than the ball. That can be awkward.

 

Q: “My kids are getting on my last nerve. How do I keep them in line when we’re out and about?”

A: Um, kids are so easy. Just let them ride in the grocery cart. Duh.

 

Q: “I found out the person I’m still in love with just got engaged. How do I cope with this?”

A: Pretend you’re totally fine. 
And eventually, after months of fake smiling and feigning confidence, you’ll discover that you actually ARE fine. And then you’ll smile for real!

 

Q: “What kind of exercise should I get into this summer?”

A: If you’re not doing water ballet, then you are doing it wrong.

 

Q: “How do you keep your spirits up on a bad day?”

A: Just soak up the rays, dude. The other dogs agree with me.

 

“I’m so tired of sitting indoors after this winter! Any ideas on fun outdoorsy activities?”

A: I usually lose my shit just BEING outside, but I have to say that the one time I did outdoor yoga was pretty rad… kind of.

 

Q: “I’m having an existential crisis!! What the heck should I do to put everything in perspective?”

A: I think humans generally turn to spirituality in these times of hardship? And If that doesn’t work, you can just stare at the toilet as it flushes. That always gives me a renewed zest for life!

 

Q: “What should I write my Art History thesis about?”

A: I can’t in good conscience tell you what to do about that, since I’m just gonna end up eating it anyway.